Wednesday, September 17, 2008

A Message To You Josh Howard

Dear Josh Howard,

I just saw the video of you on YouTube. I can honestly say with 100% accuracy, that you are a serious asshole. You are unintelligent, arrogant, and ignorant. I hate you with every ounce of force in my body. Since I hate you so much now, I decided I was going to write a piece about you for my website. I was so furious, that halfway through I realized I couldn't keep going. I was too mad. So, this is my message to you asshole. Fuck off, and get out of my country.

I have some questions for you Josh. Actually, I don't think I'm going to call you Josh anymore. I think your knew name should be traitorous asshole. Ya, that surprisingly has a nice ring to it. Anyway, how come it has to be a black thing? You're black so you don't celebrate the song of your country? If you're that upset with our country what are you still doing here?

Ohhhhh I bet I know why you're still here. The NBA pays you millions of dollars to play basketball. You don't even help or contribute to society, and you make millions of dollars playing a sport. You really don't like this country? Luckily for you the pay scale in the NBA isn't based on personality or else you would make less money than an out of work child molester trying to get a job at the YMCA.

So, traitorous asshole, I believe that you just angered a vast number of black people who are worried about being stereotyped because of your ignorance. I would sit here and really rip into you on this subject, but I am really not in the mood to dance around the fine line of racism. As a matter of fact, I probably don't even have to say anything because everyone in this country should hate you regardless of race.

Traitorous asshole, your slightly audible comments about Obama at the end anger me too. You are playing the race card with the Star Spangled Banner, so I would say it's safe assumption you're promoting Obama because he's black. Would you be happy if I said I was voting for McCain just because he's white? I mean correct me if I'm wrong but I guarantee you do not know one policy of Obama, and that you don't care either. You are simply promoting him on race itself. People like you are ignorant and bad for our country.

By the way traitorous asshole, you should tell your friends in the video that were laughing with you, that they should get the fuck out of my country too. Who the hell do you guys think you are? I want to post the video and I won't do it because there is excessive use of a racial slur. That same racial slur that nobody wants to be called, yet you call each other it.

In closing, I would just like to reaffirm my hate for you traitorous asshole. I hope that everyone in Texas sees the same video I saw. With any luck, they will be outraged and boycott the Mavericks until you are kicked off the team. Then hopefully, nobody in the league will pick you up because they know how awful of a person you are. I hope you get deported and are forced to live somewhere where you can appreciate how great our country is. You suck and I wish nothing but the worst for you.

-W

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